I Love To Turn You On

This fellow runs a digital marketing company in Brighton, I think you can tell…..

The removal of the tracking facility on the N95 was, in retrospect, an absolute piece of thievery. In one fell swoop Nokia removed the raison d’etre of the phone.
I had initially been attracted to the N95 as it had sat nav/ GPS built in and in the early days of its useage, once I sussed [...]

I dont usually go on about such things, I do in fact.
I want one, I want to turn one on.
Now the last thing I would want to do would be to prostitute my blog with some sort of begging message, that would be against the integrity with which I write and against the values I [...]

You could not make it up, and I guess that is the beauty of news stories like this.
Woolworths have withdrawn from sale a range of childrens furniture called Lolita.
A Woolies spokesman has said : ” none of our staff realised the connotations of the name”
That none of their staff could have realised the connotations is [...]